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Showing posts with label 101 things about me. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 101 things about me. Show all posts

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

101 things about me

1) I use the word 'ass' to describe most things, with most people replying "How do you know how ass tastes?"
2) I always melt my cheese roll. Cheese is always better melted.
3) Everyone calls me Nemo ever since Finding Nemo came out, even my own mommy sometimes. The logic : Tasneem ->Tasnemo -> Nemo
4) Emo is my favourite type of people, the idea of self pitying oneself is so exciting.
5) No i do not think Edward Cullen is the shit, so no I do not wana marry him! Stupid Twilight whores.
6) Pecan nuts is my favourite:)
7) I LOVE food and cupcakes.
8) I love PC games. Well I play one pc game mostly, DotA.
9) I am evil. Fear me, inferiors.
10) If i like something specific out of a mix, I will eat it all out of the box. Like dried pineapple out of muesli. Yum.
11) When I was younger I sleepwalked into the tv room where my brother and sister was and peed on the floor. Im happy that I cant recall this moment.
12) Apparently my sister shaved me when I was a baby.
13) I am afraid of sunlight, I try to avoid it as much as possible.
14) I'm Muslim.
15) Favourite colour is black followed by pink.
16) Ive had eczema for about 14 years now, and I am yet to accept. and stay at home most days because i dont have the courage to go out.
17) When I was younger i used to hump the floor. I was young and had no clue what I was doing.
18) In primary school random people were walking around with a kitten asking who it belonged it. For some odd reason I said it was mine. It was the first time i saw the kitten. Still dont know why I did that. This was the beginning of the kitty generation in my house
19) I love stationery.
20) I have more guy friends than girls.
21) Scared of relationships.
22) Never been clubbing post 18 years
23) I have AWESOME friends. Yes they deserve capital letters!
24) I made quite alot of good friends through an internet chat Mirc.
25) I won the 'Most Improved Award' in high school. At least I won something in my five years of high school.
26) There was a time when i was the player of the match for a hockey game. I only played the second half. yes it felt good despite the fact that I was in the under 16E team.
27) I participated in a sport called 'Walking for Life' . We just walked for an hour. I barely made it
28) I ran the two oceans marathon (2009) . I was 1-2 minutes too late for a medal. I started 3 minutes late though FML. Then again who thought i was capable of walking/running 21.1km, with no training whatsoever.
29) I am blunt. Don't expect me to sugar coat the truth. Truth hurts, deal with it.
30) Have a really bad temper, really bad. Just don't piss me off.
31) I tend to make people laugh, so I can assume I'm funny.
32) I'm Lazy. I have no idea how I made it through 3 years of University.
33) I smoked before and it absolutely disgusting, and it smells like ass. Seriously people there are better things to waste your money on.
34) I despise bad spelling, makes me cringe. Im not implying that my spelling is amazing. But stupid mistakes piss me off. I hate it when people ommit all the vowels and it takes approximately 5 minutes to figure out what they just typed.
35) I like typing , im considering in becoming a professional typist If i drop out of varsity
36) Went to school when I was 5.
37) Wish i had the intelligence to become a scientist, cant think of a more awesome career.
38) Making mistakes are my speciality, I just hope that Im clever enough to learn from them.
39) I speak many languages, English, Afrikaans, Gham/Ghum, l337 speak
40) I dont know what I want in life.
41) I am currently procrastinating.
42) I h8 ppl wU TlK Lyk DS. DiE!
43) I LOVE going to the movies or staying home and watching movies. Chilling with friends ---> The best
44) Favourite type of music is rock, Although I listen to everything else! Indian and Rnb etc. Hate that FAIL rap, where they just speak .They dont deserve to be artists.
45) When Im married, I will have at least 3 children, of which one will be an asian kid I adopted. We will have a gaming family night weekly. (This is negotiable)
46) Wish I was more courageous.
47) I dont mind spending money on others , but always too cheap when it comes to myself.
48) I have shaken my ass in front of a gay teaches face ( Not my proudest moment )
49) I ALWAYS lose money, i am extremely careless. And even this is an understatement
50) My father passed away 31 March 2010, ever since then I've been wasting my time doing nothing most days. I've never experienced something so traumatic before.
51) I try not to judge people on there looks - I think its unfair, we didnt choose how we wanted to look.
52) Personality is number 1 on my list baby!
53) Last year ( 2008) during exam time i collapsed twice on my face, once on tiles I then proceeded to get up in my state and then collapsed again on wooden floors. It was the first time I ever collapsed . Broke a tooth in the process.
54) I appreciate people more than they appreciate me, really. I am I willing to do anything for friends, yet some of them cant even remember im there friend.
55) I have a manual car causing me to be terrified of driving on hills. (Yes, I know. Very girl-like of me.)
56) I have bad grammar so sorry for mistakes in the previous 55 facts about me and the next 45 facts about me.
57) I am extremely cheap :( Didnt buy alot of things cos of this trait. Dammit. Actually the only time I really buy clothes is sales time. Otherwise I just steal my sisters clothes. Seems simpler . And when I damage her clothes she doesnt want it anymore :) Muhahaha
58) 90% of the time I'm wearing something black. Black is such a comfortable colour
59) Indecisive. I take approxiamately an hour to decide between a medium and a large. Seriosuly my weight fluctuates alot!
60) I weight about 55kgs at a height of 1.56 . Woohoo Guys know my weight. I don't know why girls are so sensitive about their weight.
61) I have 22.5% body fat. According to some machine. Thats like 11 odd kgs. Wow.
62) I have never worn short sleeves in public since probably about 5 years old.
63) I have strange powers of passing tests and doing better than some people with NO EFFORT.
64) Broke a chain in a shop, hid it and then made like nothing happened.
65) Also i stole a lipstick when i really young.
66) I cheated in exams before.
67) So i went to india , and this guy from the villages who was 23 with the maturity level of like 13 years old, wanted to marry me, kinda, he has a wife and a kid, plus I've met them both.
68) Ive used a squating toilet. It's so weird.
69) Ok so once...was in the bathroom at school and the toilet didnt want to flush, so I was pulling the chain really hard, Maybe a bit too hard. So...the thingy that holds the water to flush the toilet broke. And then began to leak and flooded the toilet. I went to wash my hands and proceeded out the toilet like I did nothing wrong.
70) My imagination is 100% corrupted. No space for innocent thoughts.
71) Constantly accused of getting random lifts with people. Well if they are willing I dont see the problem. :P
72) In my younger days before i learnt the rule about when crossing the road, first look left then right etc. I just walked while there was an oncoming bus, (un)luckily i was pulled back.
73) Also long ago, my brother would make a deal with me, I can hit him 100 times, in exchange for him allowing to hit me once. I chose life and said no.
74) I'm orange belt in Karate. Not much of an achievement.
75) I've been beaten by somebody with a crutch. Long story.
76) So, few years ago. me and my cousins were messing around. Spitting coke on each other, so the one wanted to throw coke on me using a glass of coke. Instead of throwing the coke she threw the glass. About 20 mins later i pulled up my sleeve and noticed a hole in my arm. It was bleeding profusely. I was then rushed to hospital and got a few stitches.
77) I tend to drool, even while I'm awake.
78) Always ponder if my friends REALLY like me. Who knows, maybe they think im annoying. Wonder this because of a past incident.
79) Anime is awesome. Dressing up like characters in Anime is awesome. (Cosplay)
80) I want to go to Japan one day and learn Japanese.
81) Despise shopping. Too much choices
82) If a cared about you once, I'll never stop. Even if we don't speak anymore. Never doubt that.
83) I am totally lost about what I want to do career wise.
84) I am confident that I am a trustworthy person
85) Born on 29 August 1990
86) I volunteer at the disability center. I scan texts and edit them for the blind. Volunteer work is good the soul.
87) Way to my heart is cupcakes. I LOVE cupcakes!
88) I have snuck into the movies before.
89) I am very accident prone. Always knocking into things.
90) I did ballet in Primary school.
91) Everything is better toasted.
92) I stole a cat. I was young and told someone who was walking around school asking who the lost kitty belonged to that the cat was mine. Something of that nature.
93) I was so shocked when I found out what sex was. "THE WHAT GOES IN WHERE?"
94) First trip overseas was when I was 18. I went to Mumbai, my village and Dubai.
95) I am flattered when people tell that I am weird or strange.
96) In my early teen years I swore like crazy. Probably almost every second word. Eventually I wrote a a letter stating that I would stop swearing and it was signed by all my friends. My friend still has the letter. Currently I only use swearing for emphasis now.
97) In my first year at high school I was the youngest girl in the school. Meaning I had to carry the school flag in assembly and sit on stage.
98) I hate people. Especially large crowds of them.
99) I hate mirrors or anything that shows my reflection.
100) I am genuinely offended when people say they hate nerds/geeks.
101) I studied Bcomm Information Systems