Girls are always thinking about what they want in a guy, they have this image of this ideal guy with a long list of traits they want in a guy. So now I've been thinking about things I don't want in a guy. Most are trivial, but when you are challenged with many trivial matters it just becomes too much.
- You must be able to type reasonably well. I don't mind shorthand here and there. I use short hand myself sometimes so I can't discriminate entirely. I can't stand alternating caps and the non-existence of vowels. I recently came across someone typing the word "fine" as "f9". It was a near death experience, that doesn't even spell "fine" , it spells "fnine". I've also been asked a few times "wud", despairingly I would think the person forgot to finish their sentence. In fact they were asking me "What you doing". ARE YOU SERIOUS? I definitely could not marry someone who types so poorly, I may possibly die from annoyance.
- When guys wear their pants so low you can see their underpants. Why? I just don't understand why. No I don't want to see your Spongebob underpants. They clearly can afford a belt as their jeans says "Levis" or "Armani".
- Earrings. Do I even need to justify?
- Smoking. It tastes awful. Smells awful. It's expensive. Harms your body. (Doesn't have the effects of smoking weed.) I don't see the benefits at all.
- Sensitive. By this I don't mean that guys can't be sensitive, yet their sensitivity needs some sort of reasoning. Unlike girls, who can have all sorts of emotions without any logical reasoning. (I'm sure this is rule).
- No ambition. The type of guy who just lazes around, has no ambition to become someone or do something with his life.
- Arrogance. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! DIE!
- Lack of balls. The type of guy that doesn't stand up for you. Gets dominated by practically everyone.
This is all I can think of right now...
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